she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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