isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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