is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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