Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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