is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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