i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
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Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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