I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
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For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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