this beer tastes like vomit already
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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