Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Holy sore nipples Batman
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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