Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
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The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
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We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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