walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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