Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
