How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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