do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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