Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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