doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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