i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Are we still banned from the library?
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i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
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I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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