Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Acid is not a monday night drug
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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