no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
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: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
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I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
These tits shall not be calmed
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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