I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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