Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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