i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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