he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.