Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(269): View more from Michigan

You're my little dorito

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore

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(612): View more from Minnesota

im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.

(1-814): View more from Pennsylvania

compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.

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(801): View more from Utah

please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.

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(989): View more from Michigan

Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?

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(720): View more from Colorado

You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.

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