yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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