please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler