at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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