Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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