So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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