two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
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I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I know her cup size but not her name....
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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