Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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