Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
My balls are so social today.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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