walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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