That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
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Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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