i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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