i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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