4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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