Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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