Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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