ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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