This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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