just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
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I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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