He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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