i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
do herpes really smell.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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