After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
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this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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