sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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