what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
im six kinds of drunk right now
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
My bed smells like the plague
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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