dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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