remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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