no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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