Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
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you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.