But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
