He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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