Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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