she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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