I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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