I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
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Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
is it fun? or sober?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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